don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it
"I’m Sorry" by Claire Luisa (via tanghuijuan)ceci-nestpas-un-blog)
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
holy fuckijg shit that is shia LeBeouf
Oh my god
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
[draws dicks on literally everything in sight] hahaha no homo
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off
reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to
this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.